In defense of Ashton Kutcher

While the transfer of legal Ashton Kutcher fell to me, my colleagues Moviefone writers have been passing around as a Brown Paper bag of skitnici Convention. In the end I was pressed into duty, because I had the least unfavourable opinions for man.

Obviously people hate the man--who knows? I was surprised by this, so I decided to dig around a little. Quickly search the words "I hate Ashton Kutcher" churned to tidy 667,000 results, including dozens of profanities nose blog entries, Facebook page, "for anyone who simply she hated Ashton Kutcher," a poem by Dave Chappelle with a title that is unprintable here and--my favorite personal-the article bearing the headline "Ashton Kutcher loves to pee outside everywhere & webbed feet."

A lot of Backlash?

Come on, everything. I hate puppies hurt people. I hate politician of your choice. I hate Osama bin Laden. But Ashton Kutcher? What has he ever do for you? In addition to inflicting "punk" from you, I'd like to say?

Confession: I'm always kind of liked Ashton Kutcher. For me it is like this Stoner buddy in high school, that was dumb as a sack of hammers, but puppy-dog Nice for all he meets. He was sweet, harmless, and sometimes even fun--you know, to a large extent United in the life of the smiley face, about as deep.

And perhaps why many people dislike him: it does all seem so easy. He stumbles from one pile of gold in the next, the manner in which you and the stage in dog poop.

I do not know with certainty that many women hate Ashton, at least active; If so, I guess that it is because it is a type of man who is married to someone who got her first professional acting role when her hubby is 3.

But the guys hate him, because it raises the bar for all of us. Face it, men, it makes us look bad. By 20 he was a Tv star and well on the way to your first million. 25 he forged a formidable power of Hollywood block when it is bound with Demi Moore. He also presents his first many TV series and movies. What you have done lately?

Apparently the boy won some kind of cosmic lottery was born with this name (it is real), those look that goofy charm and charisma. With Arsenal as this talent is not a prerequisite for success. Factor which is the first audition that landed him the role of Michael Kelso in the ' 70s Show "--even if there were no freakin ' call-up-and there is an abundance of fuel for the good old hate machine.

Okay, so not all she hated Ashton Kutcher. His Twitter account, after all, was famously first race to 1 million followers, close, CNN, which shows you where our priorities lie. From 19 Jan he had 6,224,364 Twitter minions, or about twice the number of Mrs. Kutcher.

And really, who can still harbor negative feelings for him intense if they knew that his twin brother of fraternal was born with serious heart problems that it must have a heart made of 13 years of age? Or that, before the donor was found that the husband Ashton almost jumped off hospital balcony so that his brother could have his heart healthy?

Or that almost as crushingly, its "no strings attached" co-star Natalie Portman said that kissing Ashton is shift "and that" it is just weird to kiss someone who wouldn't choose to kiss in your personal life?

I am sure you haters will yourselves with this for some time. And I am sure you will take comfort in the fact that after a few years, Ashton will not so danged cute and that because of its fading looks, it will be forced to pack Act and instead began production of more schlock and dreck and become the next Sherwood Schwartz or spelling Aaron Alchemist pop culture with a knack for spinning crap in doubloons. And even will have to agree, no one does not need to see that.

Then again, some episodes of "Gilligan's Island" are quite fun.

"No strings Attached" interview with Ashton Kutcher

Otherwise, it is difficult to argue when you laugh at the idiot onscreen in the "dude, where's my car?" or secretly Shumnaliev sweet simpleton in Garry Marshall, "Diane." of course that is just Ashton Kutcher, Ashton Kutcher, since this is the same man he played in everything is ever made!

This is part of the secret of his success. It does not work. He was just himself. Has made a pretty decent little franchise thereof, with the participation of c, for the production of films and TV shows, jetting around and raising children, and Demi schlepping everything from food, snack for cameras with one and the same affable charm that makes millions Love it, millions of hatred, and, well, millions of dollars.

Ashton Kutcher knows who he is. He remains of trouble (random Brittney Jones debacle aside). He knows his limits. Never hear him say things like, "How come I didn't win the Oscar for" Butterfly effect "?"

And he did all that without noticeable effort or visible talent--which is a talent in and of itself.

It is just annoying fought their days, crawling with dog poop on shoes.

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